|Saturday, August 9th, 2008|
HAI MY NAME IS DOROTHY AND IM A SPORK FAN.
THE HAIR, THE MUSCLES, THE OCTOPUS.
IT SENDS SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE. Current Mood: IN LOVE
|Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006|
|Saturday, February 18th, 2006|
I LIKE TOTALLY GOT MY HAIR CUT TO LOOK JUST LIKE SPROK AND TONIGHT I'M GONNA DYE IT GREEN AND GET PIERCINGS AND BE JUST LIKE HER CAUSE SPORK IS THE COLLEST EVA!!111!!
|Friday, January 6th, 2006|
Have you ever got burned by Spork?
Has she ever made you angry?
Have you ever became so annoyed with her that you just wanted to wrap you hands around her skinny neck and sque....*cough*
...Anyways. I have a communtiy that might interest you fans of Spork. i_hate_spork
Now you ask, why do I pimp a comm such as this on Spork fanclub? Well I don't know. You all seem to know her. Join us and you will see the light!!!!
^__^ And make the higher powers happy. Yes, they too have a beef with Spork. Current Mood: chipper
|Saturday, December 3rd, 2005|
HAPPY SPORK DAY
Happy Spork Day everyone
So... what're you guys doing for Spork Day
|Saturday, November 26th, 2005|
has a fandom:
a. Who would the (het) 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. Who would be in my OT3 with me?
d. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like OR who is mostly likely to be turned into Canon Sue?
e. When did I / will I jump the shark?
f. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
g. What's the most popular uncommon pairing in teh fandom?
... X-posted in my own journal
|Tuesday, November 15th, 2005|
Spork is a hollaback girl!
|Saturday, November 12th, 2005|
Say what say what...
Ehem...-steps up to the soap box to make her taller then Spork.- Obviously Ed is correct but theres one small problem. Y'see Spork has Swellyhead syndrom and it gets icky around winter time. As the doctor, Guitarist, best friend, and "One who knows everything" of Spork, I suggest that I Doctor, Guitarist, best friend, "one who knows everything" of Spork should be bowed to as second awsomest. I'm sorry to say. But I'TS TRUE. OH THE TRUTHFULLYNESS HURTS OW.
That is all.
Oh yea, you guys forgot many a thing in her interests...Add...Chloraseptic, Haunted houses, Bunnys, Taco's, Timid Raindeers named Reesie, and fried food.
Bwahahahah...I rule. Current Mood: accomplished
|Friday, November 11th, 2005|
Credit to: Not Me!
It is a commonly known fact that Spork is actually Vin Diesel. Current Mood: crazy
|Thursday, November 10th, 2005|
spork saved my life.
thanks to her extensive stem cell research, I,
captain kuro was able to regenerate from a gelatinous blob formed by puppehkatt
into the fine specimen I am today by raping...errI mean...taking a sample from clom V3 >D
|Wednesday, November 9th, 2005|
Today I woke up late and decided to sleep in and miss my class. Then a potato came to mind. Spork is clearly behined this as she has influnced me to go to sleep late!
Praise the Spork! We are legion!
okay people. wtf.
Everyone here must know that I am so much cooler, more talented, prettier, more manly and smarter than Spork.
I am tha other Spork Sistah in tha hizzouse, so I thought I should make an appearance.
This diesel dyke is the best brother a gal like moi could have. Smexy too. That is all. Current Mood: good
Well, it's been real. I have to go to bed because I have to get up at 5:30am.
I feel kinda like peter in that one episode of family guy where they think he's a miracle healer.
I expect a 20 ft gold idol when I wake up, you all. Current Mood: sleepy
Jesus: WTFSTFU N00B
So a whore, a woodchipper, and a nun walk into a bar owned by jesus christ...
and the nun turns to the woodchipper and says 'omg i wanna have a million of yer babiez and i want them to look like you, act like you, smell like you...!!!'
And Jesus says 'WTFSTFU N00B'
And the whore runs off with jesus.
One time, Spork dipped me sweet and low in a loving embrace. Being in her strong, muscled, manly arms made me feel so safe and warm. As the sun's rays landed on her skin, painting her bronze like a godly statue, I realized how feeble I was in comparison, and how much I needed the love of a real man like her. Slowly, we parted, and my heart suddenly felt both heavy and empty at the same time. With a strange void within my soul, I realized that after being touched by a man-dyke, my life would never be the same again.
And then the fangirls recovered from the Alabasta!ZoLu action. X3;;;
P.S. Eating a taco with a spork is not recommended, but a Spork eating a Taco is very much so. HOHOHOHOHO! Current Mood: tired
zolol zoro clon inchro post
Aniki is thu totl best and I wunt to gro up to b just liek
him. Onle aniki is alowd to cal me Sex Clon. If yu do it Il kill yu. Current Mood: dorky